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Better At Making Plants Die Than Sparks Fly

Better At Making Plants Die Than Sparks Fly

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This design is for the emotionally unavailable plant assassin in all of us. You’ve killed every houseplant you’ve owned and every romantic spark you’ve been handed — but hey, at least you’re consistent. Love wilts, leaves fall, and you're thriving... kind of.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
3XL 33 28 22 ¾
4XL 34 30 24 ¼
5XL 35 32 25 ¼
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) SLEEVE LENGTH (cm)
S 71.1 45.7 39.7
M 73.7 50.8 43.2
L 76.2 55.9 47
XL 78.7 61 50.8
2XL 81.3 66 54.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 58
4XL 86.4 76.2 61.5
5XL 89 81.3 64.3
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