Collection: Classic T-shirts
No frills. No flair. Just straight-up sarcasm, printed on shirts built to survive whatever bad decisions you throw at them.
These classic fit tees are boxy, reliable, and slightly indifferent—just like you.
Perfect for lazy days, loud thoughts, and looking like you’ve got it all together (from a distance).
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Light At The End of The Tunnel
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Teamwork: Because Blame Is Easier To Share
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The Good News / Bad News Paradox
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Another Day Another Existential Crisis
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Anxiety Your Brains Way Of Killing You
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Anxiety My Cardio Of Choice
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Attracted To Chaos Repelled By Stability
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Call Me Biodegradable, Because I Break Down Easily
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Coping But Barely
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Do You Know How Much Trauma It Took to Be This Funny?
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Emotionally Unavailable. Mentally Exhausted. Financially Unstable.
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Failure Is Always an Option
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Future Corpse, Current Dissapointment
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Help Me Im Feeling
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High Functioning, Low Energy
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I Got 99 Problems And I Am All Of Them
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I Peaked In The Womb
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I Put The "Fun" In Dysfunctional
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If at First You Don’t Succeed, Lower Your Standards
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In Loving Memory of My Motivation
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List of Things Im Handling Well
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Living For The Weekend Dreading Monday
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My Heart Says Yes, My Therapist Says No
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My Patience Is Like a Gift Card
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