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Oversized - High Functioning, Low Energy
Oversized - High Functioning, Low Energy
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You’re doing great—on paper. Internally? One missed call from a full reboot. This oversized shirt is built for the burnt-out overachiever who gets things done… eventually… while lying horizontally.
Slouchy, oversized fit for peak functional fatigue
Soft, breathable cotton—because burnout shouldn’t chafe
Pairs well with caffeine and quiet dread
For the people keeping it together just enough to avoid suspicion.
Congratulations, you’re thriving in a state of near-collapse.
• 100% premium carded cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz./yd.² (220 g/m²)
• High moisture absorbency
• Unisex style
• Oversized fit with drop shoulders
• Ribbed collar
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
Slouchy, oversized fit for peak functional fatigue
Soft, breathable cotton—because burnout shouldn’t chafe
Pairs well with caffeine and quiet dread
For the people keeping it together just enough to avoid suspicion.
Congratulations, you’re thriving in a state of near-collapse.
• 100% premium carded cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz./yd.² (220 g/m²)
• High moisture absorbency
• Unisex style
• Oversized fit with drop shoulders
• Ribbed collar
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
S | 29 | 24 |
M | 30 | 26 |
L | 31 | 28 |
XL | 32 | 30 |
2XL | 33 | 32 |
3XL | 34 | 34 |
4XL | 35 | 36 |
LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
S | 73.7 | 61 |
M | 76.2 | 66 |
L | 78.7 | 71.1 |
XL | 81.3 | 76.2 |
2XL | 83.8 | 81.3 |
3XL | 86.4 | 86.4 |
4XL | 89 | 91.4 |
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