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Oversized - Existence: A Limited Time Offer You Never Asked For
Oversized - Existence: A Limited Time Offer You Never Asked For
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You didn’t sign up for this, but here you are—stuck in the simulation, draped in existential dread and soft cotton. This oversized shirt is the perfect uniform for those navigating the absurdity of life with equal parts apathy and sarcasm.
Heavyweight fabric, because carrying the weight of existence deserves comfort
Oversized fit, like your overwhelming sense of uncertainty
Minimalist text, maximum emotional damage
Wear it when you’re pondering the void, or just avoiding eye contact at the supermarket.
Existence may be temporary, but this shirt? Machine washable.
• 100% premium carded cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz./yd.² (220 g/m²)
• High moisture absorbency
• Unisex style
• Oversized fit with drop shoulders
• Ribbed collar
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
Heavyweight fabric, because carrying the weight of existence deserves comfort
Oversized fit, like your overwhelming sense of uncertainty
Minimalist text, maximum emotional damage
Wear it when you’re pondering the void, or just avoiding eye contact at the supermarket.
Existence may be temporary, but this shirt? Machine washable.
• 100% premium carded cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz./yd.² (220 g/m²)
• High moisture absorbency
• Unisex style
• Oversized fit with drop shoulders
• Ribbed collar
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 29 | 24 |
| M | 30 | 26 |
| L | 31 | 28 |
| XL | 32 | 30 |
| 2XL | 33 | 32 |
| 3XL | 34 | 34 |
| 4XL | 35 | 36 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 73.7 | 61 |
| M | 76.2 | 66 |
| L | 78.7 | 71.1 |
| XL | 81.3 | 76.2 |
| 2XL | 83.8 | 81.3 |
| 3XL | 86.4 | 86.4 |
| 4XL | 89 | 91.4 |
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