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Oversized - Better at Making Plants Die Than Sparks Fly
Oversized - Better at Making Plants Die Than Sparks Fly
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Romantically wilted and botanically cursed—this oversized tee is for the emotionally unavailable plant killers of the world. Your love life? Dry. Your succulents? Deceased. Your vibe? Impeccably tragic.
Oversized fit to bury both feelings and ferns
Soft, breathable cotton for low-maintenance disasters
Ideal for ghosting dates and overwatering regrets
Wear it on lonely strolls through garden centres.
Because you're not toxic—you just forget to water things… including connections.
• 100% premium carded cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz./yd.² (220 g/m²)
• High moisture absorbency
• Unisex style
• Oversized fit with drop shoulders
• Ribbed collar
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
Oversized fit to bury both feelings and ferns
Soft, breathable cotton for low-maintenance disasters
Ideal for ghosting dates and overwatering regrets
Wear it on lonely strolls through garden centres.
Because you're not toxic—you just forget to water things… including connections.
• 100% premium carded cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz./yd.² (220 g/m²)
• High moisture absorbency
• Unisex style
• Oversized fit with drop shoulders
• Ribbed collar
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 29 | 24 |
| M | 30 | 26 |
| L | 31 | 28 |
| XL | 32 | 30 |
| 2XL | 33 | 32 |
| 3XL | 34 | 34 |
| 4XL | 35 | 36 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 73.7 | 61 |
| M | 76.2 | 66 |
| L | 78.7 | 71.1 |
| XL | 81.3 | 76.2 |
| 2XL | 83.8 | 81.3 |
| 3XL | 86.4 | 86.4 |
| 4XL | 89 | 91.4 |
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