Oversized - Another Day, Another Existential Crisis

Sun’s up, dread’s back. This oversized tee is your daily uniform for pondering your purpose, questioning reality, and still showing up—barely. It's soft, it's bleak, it's painfully relatable.

Oversized fit for maximum existential wiggle room

Soft enough to cradle you through your 3rd crisis before noon

Works great with coffee, overthinking, and distant stares

Perfect for when you're alive, but just barely participating.
Because who needs meaning when you’ve got merch?

• 100% premium carded cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz./yd.² (220 g/m²)
• High moisture absorbency
• Unisex style
• Oversized fit with drop shoulders
• Ribbed collar
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

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